15 Things You Need for a Zombie Apocalypse
When my mind wanders, it doesn’t just drift, it stages full-blown survival scenarios. I don’t just think what if; I plan, list, and sometimes even rehearse in the mirror. And one of my favorite mental rabbit holes? A zombie apocalypse.
If the dead started walking today, what’s my move? Am I the fighter? The healer? The lone wolf? And what kind of zombies are we talking about here? The classic slow-moving, easier to handle variety, or the sprinting nightmare zoombies? Is the infection spread by bite, blood, or the very air we breathe? Or maybe it’s Night of the Living Dead rules, where everyone who dies gets a comeback tour.
Whatever the case, survival isn’t just about antibiotics and duct tape. Here’s my curated list of essentials: the offbeat, the practical, and the lifesaving, all of which could tip the scales in your favor when the undead rise.
Survival Pack
Rule number one: don’t be the guy juggling canned beans and shotgun shells with your bare hands. You need a backpack. This beast is durable enough to outlast the apocalypse, stuffed with more pockets than you’ll know what to do with, and it comes in multiple colors, styles, and sizes, because even in the end times, options matter.
A Big Knife
Next up: a good knife, because blades don’t need reloading. At 15 inches, it’s big enough to get the job done without feeling like you’re hauling a sword, though if swords are your style, go for it. Sleek enough to tuck away until you need it, it even comes with a sharpener and a firestarter for those long, cold nights.
A Handy Multitool
No survival kit is complete without a multitool. This Leatherman packs seven tools into one compact package, ready to tackle whatever the apocalypse, or just your day, throws at you.
Emergency Essentials
Even in a zombie apocalypse, cuts and scrapes happen. This 150-piece first aid kit in a waterproof hardshell has everything you need to patch yourself up when life, or the undead, gets messy. Just remember, it won’t cure a bite, so stay sharp and avoid getting nibbled. Think of it as your compact, ready-for-anything ER in a box.
Water is life, and in an apocalypse, clean water is everything. This mini filtration system is rated for up to 100,000 gallons and comes in a range of colors, so you can stay hydrated and stylish while dodging the undead. Compact and powerful, it’s your go-to for any situation where the taps have gone dry.
A Life-Saving Water Filter
Solar Power Bank
Keep your gadgets alive when the power grid isn’t. This solar power charging bank has USB-C in/out, four ports, fast charging, and even built-in dual LED flashlights. Wireless, portable, and apocalypse-ready, it’s perfect for staying connected, or at least keeping your flashlight on when the zombies show up.
In the apocalypse, locked doors are inevitable. This 37-piece lockpick kit helps you get through them without smashing windows or doors, keeping your shelter weatherproof, soundproof, and, most importantly, zombie-proof. Compact and versatile, it’s the difference between quietly slipping inside and announcing your presence to every undead in the neighborhood.
On-The-Go Access Kit
Protective Sleeve Guards
Zombies bite. Everything else can cut. These cut-resistant arm sleeves protect your arms from scratches, slashes, and those pesky undead chompers you can’t afford to tempt. Lightweight, flexible, and tough enough to keep you intact, they’re armor for the one thing you really don’t want to lose, your arms… and your life.
Hands are prime zombie bait. These goatskin gloves are abrasion-resistant and built with impact support, so you can punch, grab, climb, or scavenge without losing skin, or fingers, to the undead. Tough, flexible, and apocalypse-ready, they’re the difference between holding your ground and becoming a snack.
Zombie-Proof Gloves
Durable Hiking Boots
If the undead are on your tail, bad shoes will get you eaten. The Salomon X Ultra 4 Mid Gore-Tex boots are rugged, waterproof, and built for every terrain the apocalypse can throw at you. Grip, support, and all-day comfort mean you’ll outrun zombies, dodge debris, and maybe even look good doing it. Women’s versions are available as well, because survival shouldn’t be one-size-fits-all.
When zombies roam, you want a shelter that works as hard as you do. This lightweight 2-person tent pops up in minutes, packs down small, and keeps you dry, hidden, and mostly zombie-free. Compact, sturdy, and stealthy, it’s the difference between a quiet night and a very loud breakfast.
Quick Setup Survival Tent
A Warm, Cozy Sleeping Bag
Survive the cold, survive the chaos. The North Face Dolomite One sleeping bag fends off frostbite down to 15°F, is water-repellent, fleece-lined, and roomy enough to stretch while you hide from zombies. Your warm little fortress in a very cold, very undead world.
When chaos hits, information is your best weapon. This hand-crank solar emergency radio keeps you tuned in with AM, FM, and NOAA channels, plus an SOS signal and flashlight to help you act on what you hear. Stay alert, stay connected, and know what’s coming.
An Emergency Radio
Heavy Duty Protective Goggles
When the world gets messy…and it will…these safety goggles keep your eyes clear. Anti-fog, anti-scratch, and built to withstand blood, goo, and whatever else flies your way, they’re the difference between seeing danger coming and becoming a permanent participant in someone else’s horror show.
Don’t be stupid. Zombies won’t wait while you figure it out. The Zombie Survival Guide teaches you how to survive the undead with real tactics, strategies, and hard truths, so you can protect your life instead of throwing it away.